Create a 15-second landscape (16:9) Diamond Miner Meme video starring the person in my photo as the miner, told in nine quick shots with hard cuts. Identity: my exact face, hair, skin tone, age, glasses and beard (if any) in every shot, including the dark close-ups and the small figure in the wide views. Look: a cinematic, photorealistic mine. I wear a dusty white T-shirt, camo pants and work boots, with dirt smudged on my face and arms. The wide view: a side-on cross-section of the ground, like a school diagram, with grass along the top and layered earth below. My tunnel cuts sideways through the lower part of the picture under a single warm bulb and stops at a thin layer of rock. Behind that rock, a large vein of sparkling diamonds climbs toward the grass. It shows from the very first frame: the viewer sees it, while I do not until the final strike. Shot 1 (0-2 s, wide): I hit the rock wall at the end of my tunnel with a pickaxe; bits of stone spray out. Shot 2 (2-3.6 s): exhausted, I slump down with my back to the tunnel wall, drag a forearm across my sweaty brow, take my phone out and begin to grin. Shot 3 (3.6-5.2 s): face-on close-up, my face glowing in the light of the screen, hooked on what I see. Shot 4 (5.2-6.8 s): a macro shot of my eyes in the dark, with a whirling slot game of cherries, lemons and plums mirrored in them. Shot 5 (6.8-8.4 s, wide): the bulb has gone out; I lie flat on the ground, scrolling, the phone my only light, while the diamond vein keeps sparkling beyond the rock. Shot 6 (8.4-10 s): phone still in one hand, I pinch a tiny clear diamond I just found by my side and study it, confused. Shot 7 (10-11.6 s, wide): the light comes back on; I lay the phone on the ground, get up on my knees and take hold of the pickaxe. Shot 8 (11.6-13 s): overhead shot of the phone resting in the dirt next to the little diamond. The screen is all white with a single line in heavy black capital letters: "STOP BEING DISTRACTED." Shot 9 (13-15 s, wide, hold to the end): I get up and strike one last time; the thin rock shatters and a giant wall of diamonds explodes outward and rushes at the camera. Audio: the clang of the pickaxe, cheerful slot sounds coming from the phone, a big crash of breaking rock at the end. Avoid: a second person, faces in the rock or the diamonds, any app or casino name or logo on the slot game, subtitles, any other words on screen, watermarks.