Vertical 9:16 comedy clip, 5 to 10 seconds, photorealistic, filmed like a single take from a music video. Driver: the person from the uploaded photo, with the same face, hairstyle and skin tone in every frame. Outfit: a bright yellow tracksuit top and small tinted glasses (or keep the clothes from the photo). Car: a tiny, worn 1980s-style three-door hatchback with a stripped-out cabin and a bare metal roll cage behind the seats. The driver holds a small, round, thick padded steering wheel in pale blue with both hands. No badges, logos or text anywhere on the car. Camera: locked in front of the car, looking back at the driver through the windscreen, with the wipers resting at the bottom edge of the frame. The car rolls forward along a sunny suburban street of red-brick houses that slide past the side windows. Action, timed to a fast 1990s jungle or drum and bass beat: 1. Opening seconds: the driver stares straight ahead with a blank, completely serious face while the beat builds. 2. Bass drop: sudden hard head-banging on every beat, deep nods from the neck, shoulders bouncing, both hands still gripping the pale-blue wheel. 3. Final second: the driver stops, lifts one hand from the wheel, points at the lens and breaks into a smug, pleased grin. Keep the face sharp in the first and last moments. One driver only, natural hands with five fingers, no subtitles, no watermark.