Vertical 9:16 comedy video, 10 seconds, realistic like a phone clip, with cartoon-style smoke and soot. A staged gag with prop cables: nobody is hurt. Cast: the person and the pet from my uploaded photo (or from two photos: me first, my pet second). Keep my face, hair color and skin tone, and keep my pet's breed, coat colors, markings and size exactly as in the photo, before and after the smoke. One human and one animal, nobody else. Setting: a home workshop in daylight. A wooden workbench with pliers, screwdrivers and loose screws; a pegboard of tools on the wall behind. Shot 1 (0-2 s): low angle from the bench edge. Me on the left, my pet on the right with its front paws up on the bench. We both frown like serious electricians. I pinch a loose red cable; my pet grips a loose blue cable under one paw. We slowly bring the stripped ends closer. Shot 2 (2-4 s): extreme close-up of the two copper ends. They touch: a tiny blue-white spark and a brief electrical crackle. Shot 3 (4-5 s): a thick, dark charcoal-grey smoke cloud, drawn like an old comic book, covers the entire screen with a soft "poof". Shot 4 (5-10 s): the smoke drifts away. We are still sitting in the same spot, perfectly fine but smudged with black soot on the nose and cheeks, a wisp of smoke over each head. My hair is blasted into a wild, frizzy crown of spikes; my pet's fur is fluffed out in every direction. We stare at the camera with wide eyes and open mouths, turn to each other, blink, and crack up laughing; my pet grins and wags its tail. Tone: playful slapstick. No injuries, no burns, no flames. Avoid: wall outlets, plugs, power strips, extra people or animals, changing faces, captions, logos, watermarks.